Won't work.
The DIAMETER of the tubing is insufficient.
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You measured the DIAMETER of
his suspicious mole yesterday.
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A handful of dry pasta
about an inch in DIAMETER...
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All right, how does the flow rate
in a pipe depend on its DIAMETER?
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A boulder has a DIAMETER
greater than 25.6 centimeters.
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